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How's business?

A business executive asked a few friends the question, "How's business?" Their answers:

Accountant: How would you LIKE it to be?

Astronomer: Looking up.

Author: Mine seems to be all write.

Auto Shop: I think we will break even this year!!!

Butcher: We're making ends meat.

Electrician: Got it wired.

Elevator Operator: Up and down.

Exterminator: We're gradually getting the bugs out.

Farmer: Increased celery.

Janitorial Service: We're cleaning up.

Locksmith: I think we found the key.

Margarine Producer: Couldn't be Butter.

Oven manufacturer: Grate.

Procedure Writer: We're stepping things up.

Tobacconist: Going up in smoke.

Toilet Manufacturer: Now I'm flush.

TV Repair-Person: Its in sync.

Whiskey dealer: Sloe.
 

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